everytime I hear newt gingrich
speak about the
contract with america
i feel like tearing
out my asshole
placing it in a small box
mailing it first class
via the US post service
to the house of congress
labeled “concerned citizen”
and watch him open it
live on c-span
so the whole world
can see how
constipated he makes me.

Montclair State, © 1994